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You're not a clueless parent. You're an observant one — and that's exactly why it's so frustrating when your kid still doesn't make sense.
Why does everything turn into a meltdown when the schedule changes? Why can they focus for three hours on Legos but won't sit still for five minutes of homework? Why do they say yes to everything and then fall apart trying to follow through?
You've tried patience. You've tried structure. You've tried giving them more freedom. You're not doing it wrong — you're just missing a key piece of information.
Human Design doesn't tell you how to parent. It tells you who you're parenting.
Wouldn't it have been great if your mom had known your energy was truly endless when you loved something — instead of calling it a problem? What if she'd known your cousin needed downtime to function, not because he was lazy, but because that's how he's wired?
This report is that tool. For your kid. Right now.
This isn't a generic personality quiz. It's a 40+ page personalized report built from your child's exact birth data — the same system Human Design analysts use in paid readings.
Energy Type + Strategy How your child is designed to move through the world — and why pushing them against their grain creates so much friction. Includes real-life examples and specific phrases you can use today.
Authority Your child's built-in decision-making system. Whether they need time, gut responses, or emotional clarity — this section tells you how to actually support their choices instead of accidentally overriding them.
Signature + Not-Self Themes The two emotional signals that tell you everything. When your child is in alignment, and when they're not — and what to do about it.
Profile How they learn, how they bump into life, and what role they're here to play. This section alone will reframe behaviors you've been trying to correct.
Defined + Undefined Centers The 9 centers in your child's chart — each one explained in plain language. You'll learn which energies are consistent in them, which ones they absorb from others, and how each one shows up in real life at home and at school.
Gates The specific energies wired into your child's chart — their gifts, their challenges, how they learn best, and the exact words you can use to support them.
Variable (The Four Arrows) How they're designed to eat, think, move through their environment, and focus. This is the section that makes people say "oh, that's why."
A personalized "operations manual" written in plain language. No Human Design background required.
Just bring the kid you've been trying to understand.
Enter your child's birth info to generate their
personalized report.
On the results page (once you press submit):
You can view their Human Design Bodygraph chart, download a free chart summary PDF, and/or purchase the 9 Windows into Your Child report (it is an instant download).
Nope. This is all written in easy-to-understand language so that you can read it and get to know your blueprint.
This report contains descriptions for each individual aspect in your human design. I spent months writing it to be accessible to everyone. It is meant to give you immediate information about your design so that you can begin to understand how you are wired to be in thIs life, and without all the jargon.
It is important to remember, this is really an abstract, a summary, of your design. It does not analyze all of the aspects and how they are influenced by each other and the planets.
Yes, you can! When you purchase the report, you’ll receive a special discount link to book a reading on the last page.
Yes, you can! A reading/analysis allows me to expand on the intricacies of your design and go into more detail. You’ll have a chance to ask questions that came up from reading your report in advance of our call so I make sure to dig into the parts of your design you most want to understand. Then your reading will be most productive.
It is not uncommon for someone to inquire about how to use all of this info in real life. This is where coaching comes in. We can discuss your goals and where you need support or guidance and create a plan to get you there.